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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6613 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.