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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7896 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8300 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8203 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
