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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 675 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
