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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1383 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7588 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.