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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7936 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.