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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4465 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.