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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5370 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9172 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 777442 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.