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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5442 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8818 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 794934 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.