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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5297 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 139 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1364 | New Chunks Explored: | 83017 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.