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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9318 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4447 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
