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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8002 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
