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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 725 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.