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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2496 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 8500 |
so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
