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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9091 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7523 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4854 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.
also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.
so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?
