come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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