BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Volcanoes Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	5752
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2778
Void Gems Collected:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Votes:	4996
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	118	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Enchantments Applied:	71	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	7644
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	603
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	10

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	311350
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2275	Dragon Eggs Found:	756
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com