BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	9	New Chunks Explored:	593844
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Players Killed by Monsters:	7793
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Emeralds Found:	3589	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3646
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	3558	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8293

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	172438
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2318

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz