BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	871504	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3126
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3802	Animals Bred:	69
Zombie Dances:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	1220
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5862
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crops Grown:	9342
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3181	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9609	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Potions Brewed:	58	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3807
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7869

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs