BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	176	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	7051	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	703	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mines Excavated:	2001	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	4818
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7029	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Farms Harvested:	125
Potions Brewed:	117	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5050
Farms Harvested:	765	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net