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alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	88
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1888
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	4934
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crops Grown:	8348
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ores Mined:	7529	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	993986
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	875
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	4774
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mines Excavated:	2868
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Animals Bred:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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