BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8126
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Votes:	2659
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	8913	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	762412	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6447	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Votes:	5332	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	5715	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1704
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Votes:	9365	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Farms Harvested:	110	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2047
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9275	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9520	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	6986	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	165	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com