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alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	698621	Crops Grown:	2022
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

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ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	New Chunks Explored:	45615
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Magic Items Found:	8030
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4448	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

game-uk-02.mtxserv.com:27030

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Animals Bred:	110	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Votes:	7956
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

play.mine-smp.me

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	144160
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mines Excavated:	3488
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	7159
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	647

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4179	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577