BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	6714
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Animals Bred:	175	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	3721	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9369
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Animals Bred:	142	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Farms Harvested:	912	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	128	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	495	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4693
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6920	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645