BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2564
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	432
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9431	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3645	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	799076

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7077
Secret Passages Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7671
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1122
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	667
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	297711	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com