BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	92
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	1128
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4308	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Potions Brewed:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2383	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crops Grown:	4249
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	531
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	2442
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

play.avclatin.com

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

play.utoo.fun

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

diminutivesmp.com

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	730	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

mc.kidlesscraft.com

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	631	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

play.fivemc.org

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Alien Abductions:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

join.dogefun.net

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4075
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4121

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

BattlePeak.net