BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	316
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Items Found:	6299	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	1510
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.