BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	119	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	78
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	4201

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	895083	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5711	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Animals Bred:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Star Shards Collected:	97	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Farms Harvested:	555
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.