BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Emeralds Found:	2005	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6099
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2833	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7693
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	8729
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.