BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2571
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Animals Bred:	155
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Farms Harvested:	218
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	4178
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	1033
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3386
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6422	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3312	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3666
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3684	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!