BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	693	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	598
Crops Grown:	2487	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ores Mined:	9669
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	912	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3385	Dragon Eggs Found:	744

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	939
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Farms Harvested:	580	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.