BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	293	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1010	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	665494	Runes Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	72	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	245	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2740	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchantments Applied:	277
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!