BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Star Shards Collected:	180
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Items Found:	7580

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	784	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5432	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8507
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.