BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	7832
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2740	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magic Items Found:	3472	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Villages Defended:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Emeralds Found:	3448
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.