BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	1460	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	176	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5496	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	382152	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6845	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Animals Bred:	184	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	961394	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8471
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	225	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	225521	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.