BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7545
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Animals Bred:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6925	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	953301	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1953
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.