BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	161
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7117
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6327
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	92

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	8	Crops Grown:	3438
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8145

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.