BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Towns Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	5678	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7988	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	61	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5994	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crops Grown:	5579
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.