BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3081	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2264

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2221	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crops Grown:	5396	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9291	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Farms Harvested:	888
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3438	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2538	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7414	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.