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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	954472
Star Shards Collected:	115	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8648
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	4508
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1001
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	816

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.