BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	904708

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ores Mined:	5540
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	98785	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7329	Players Killed by Monsters:	5774
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	983928	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Items Found:	4457

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	2442
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!