Updated October 31, 2024
Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?
Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!
Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.
Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3636 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.
But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!
Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!
Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.