Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name BTA 7.1_01
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Location Northeastern United States
Server Status 24/7 uptime
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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs BTA 7.1_01, which is a Better Than Adventure version.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Basic rules apply – no griefing, stealing, or being evil. Your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

3. Will my builds be safe on the server?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and your builds will not be lost.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Ores Mined: 6329
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Emeralds Found: 7301

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

    Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelPeenPurge

    PixelPeenPurge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Potions Brewed: 197
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

    TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 3099

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RoommateCraft

    RoommateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

    Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

    Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

    So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

    FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 8408 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Stand Up Minecraft Server

    Stand Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

    Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

    My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review
    Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

    PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

    So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockBuster100

    BlockBuster100
    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LebCraft: Ground Ops!

    LebCraft: Ground Ops!
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

    PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

    TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

    But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Potions Brewed: 165
    Magic Items Found: 8531 Ores Mined: 5197
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ChildhoodOffenseCraft

    ChildhoodOffenseCraft
    Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4432 Potions Brewed: 160
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NorthKoreaBusHeist

    NorthKoreaBusHeist
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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