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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2192 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 535 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-insulting-looks-or-religion policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle her friend paying for dinner!