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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7271 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-insulting-looks-or-religion policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle her friend paying for dinner!