| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!
Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.
So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?
Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.
Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.
Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.
2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!
4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!
Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!
And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 494 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
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Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.
Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.
And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 170 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!
4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
