| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 2997 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
