| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9513 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5325 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 395 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
