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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ores Mined:	5818
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7222	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6329

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1247	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6564	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Emeralds Found:	9834

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Runes Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.