Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	45	Buildings Constructed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2241	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	1541	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	946	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	8144	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3555
Runes Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	197	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.