Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchantments Applied:	205
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2883

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7001
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	161	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchantments Applied:	267	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!